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Wir schreiben das Jahr 3000 – Ein interstellarer Rettungskreuzer entdeckt auf einer Routinemission ein seit 100 Jahren vermisstes Transport-Raumschiff. Van Helsing und der Rest der Crew entdecken während der Erkundung des Schiffs ein tödliches Geheimnis: Sie haben einen uralten Fluch wiedererweckt, denn nach und nach verschwindet ein Crew-Mitglied nach dem anderen. In der Finsternis des Alls sind die blutgierigen Vampire kaum zu besiegen, doch dann fassen Mina und Van Helsing als letzte Überlebende einen verzweifelten Plan. (Verleiher-Text)

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Isherwood 

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Englisch A joyfully and vigorously filmed abomination that should not have seen the light of day if standard critical standards were applied. But on the other hand, it's not as terrible as it's rumored to be. It's a cheesy C-movie that's not about anything. It's so woefully boring even despite having Coolio, eager to smoke a pound of weed a day, sprinkling one catchphrase after another. As well, Casper Van Dien continues to build his own pedestal as king of shit, and the adorable Baywatch rescue swimmer Erika Eleniak still looks amazing even after so many years away from her red bathing suit. It's unfortunate that Darrell Roodt lacks the right amount of perspective, which, if he had spiced up his passion, would have made this work of his brilliant. As it is, it's just a standard ultra-cheap failure that nevertheless makes you smile in amusement even though you shake your head in incomprehension the whole time. There are tons of worse and more entertaining films. ()

DaViD´82 

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Englisch It's idiocy to the nth degree, but there are few things with such ridiculous and almost perfect dialogue... Unforgettable. ()