Lima

A (below)average wannabe comedy. While Eddie traditionally bares his teeth and announces "It's showtime!", De Niro is clearly bored. And so is the viewer. But it’s alright to watch once. Only once...

Sandra Bullock is a hard-working girl, she even produced this film herself, but no matter how hard she may try, she cannot hide her acting – not to say comedy – ineptitude. There are plenty of funny scenes, but it's so dumb that it makes you puke. However, one scene is worth mentioning, when Sandra comes out of the hangar with her new supermodel look. She is hot, I have to give her that.

A take on Bonnie and Clyde, this time in a threesome. Willis doesn't surprise, but Bob Thornton as a sensitive hypochondriac and Cate Blanchett as the woman straddling the line between the two men are flawless. The final twist is not as breathtaking and some write here, but for the sake of my beloved Cate and Thornton, I'm going to get over myself and give it four stars.

The opening with an execution by burning already gives the impression of an extraordinary experience. The visual imagination of Indian director Shekhar Kapur is very much in evidence. My favourite actress Cate Blanchett gives a riveting performance as Queen Elizabeth, rightfully nominated for an Oscar. If, like me, you enjoy smart historical dramas, Elizabeth is an obvious choice. And on a side note, there’s something even for football fans. One of the bigger roles is played (and quite well, it has to be said) by the legendary Manchester United striker Eric Cantona :o)

A riveting portrait of a music legend and the hippie era. Stone, as a traditional myth-buster and provocateur, shows Morrison not only as a sensitive poet but also as a man possessed by inner demons and prone to self-destruction. Val Kilmer not only does a fantastic job as Morrison, but also sings wonderfully, what you hear in the film is not Morrison's voice, but Kilmer's, incredible as it seems.

I really loved this as a little kid, be it in the cinema or in its many reruns on TV. I recently watched it again and I have to say that this adventure film has been chewed up by the ravages of time, whether it's the poor direction or the rather dodgy choreography of the fight scenes. Another one of my childhood idols is lost. But no regrets.

This animated tale was shown at Easter yeas ago, and I remember that it was an entertaining cartoon that didn't disgrace the paper version. You can't expect any crap from Asterix creator Rene Goscinny.

Educational courses in an attractive package, or how history haters can be made to learn about various events in human history without running away from it. Good idea and it’s really nice to watch.

Yeah, it’s just as Trellíno says, Yogi Bear was my childhood. A brilliant story with unforgettable songs. I wipe away a tear and remember.

I clearly remember this film. In the days of perestroika it was a big hit as it was the first erotic film screened in our country. As a teenager, I sneaked into to a summer cinema, where I, along with the packed audience, was looking forward to something special. Well, to tell you the truth, there wasn't much in the way of erotica. The main female character just shows her tits and that was it. But sometimes, even a little is enough, right? And yet, this film, which looks rather like a cheap episode of Red Shoe Diaries, drove crowds to the cinema during the communist days. The dam broke and the forbidden fruit tastes best.